X-Force X-Plained

X-Force #1, page 18

Comic

I know Feral's supposed to have hideous cat claws instead of fingers, so I guess the sheer creepiness of her disgusting hand in the first panel is good. Her wicked mutton chops, elf ear, non-eyes, non-muscles, and burning case of lineface aren't. Also what the hell is the background supposed to be? Is it a spare computer panel from Lost in Space?

Who cares? This page is allll about that second panel. We've got Feral's tits like beach balls, Cable's mysteriously shrunken passage (note that Cable has YET ANOTHER new gun at this point), Shatterstar's groin coming up to the level of Warpath's knee (told you he was twelve feet tall), and pouches galore. Also, the colorist apparently forgot that Feral's lips and teeth aren't the same color as her skin. Plus, we learn the beautiful lesson that Cable is a moral, responsible killer.

And then there's that teeeny-tiny panel at the bottom that (for reasons unknown to me) omits all the characters except Cable and Feral, goes into Dutch Tilt, makes everyone red, and is basically just a horrible afterthought that came when Liefeld realized that he hadn't left enough room on the page for this sexy recap dialogue.



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