X-Force X-Plained

X-Force #1, pages 2-3

Comic

A giant double page, full of giant mutants leaping around and grimacing. Cable's crotch is STILL bigger than any human's, ever, and he still has all those random pouches. He also seems to have switched handguns while we weren't looking. Don't worry, he does that a lot.

What the fuck is up with Shatterstar's pose, in the lower right there? Does anyone jump like that, sort of crouching in mid-air and showing off maximum groinal area? It's a mystery. At least his hands look vaguely like they're actually holding onto a sword, although the blade of the one on the left is at a weird angle to the hilt. And why are there lines all over the blade, anyway?

Jesus, look how big Warpath is compared to Feral. He's behind her, clearly, but his crotch and pecs are larger than her entire torso. Also, why does he have bells on his belt? Why does he have tumors for shoulders? Why are his arms so incredible thicker than Cable's legs?

The answer to all these questions, of course, is Rob Liefeld.



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